Dawn Of Defiance

Dr. V returns and Kagur jacks off!

Docking Bay, shit went down. Some Gamos died and some C3PO type robot called twitch was obsessed with getting everyone to take a seat. Then this A-hole thug boss guy came in and started shooting the place up. Fight breaks out and (Dave’s guy) gets 1-shotted by a pathetic minion…good job Dom. Kagur feels liek jacking-off and jizzes everywhere leaving a huge ass cum-puddle near the wall. Fucking shit ensues to hit the fan and when it seemed like the fight was about to end that thug boss guy tells Twitch’s thugs to fucking betray him! Not only that but then that asshat has the audacity to friggen heal himself so much that he got even more healthier than he was before the fight, no seriously the guy gave himself AIDS then cured it that’s how much more health he got. The party is able to kill that bitchmade bitch and revive (Dave’s Character). C3PO rip-off Twitch tells them about some doctor where they can heal (Dave’s Character). So the party makes their way to the doctor. Dr. V was the unfortunate soul that was in charge. Twitch called ahead and was like “YO doc V i gut some of my homies comin hook dem fools up shit.”. So naturally Dr. V recognized and offered everyone some Rancor blood. Everyone took some except Kagur, this shitfucker took 8 because he ain’t no bitch. Doctor V took (Dave’s Character) in to the surgery room and locked the door behind him,a bad idea. Big Cole Jackson decided it was time to use his weighted dice and steal fucking everything in the office. Fucking medicine, drinks, to even friggen furniture! When Dr. V came out Glim was like “OMG THEY STOLE YO SHIT!”. Kagur was like jedi mind tick nah we didn’t, but Dr. V was like i don’t know… Then Brun’s weighted dice made their second appearance and Big Cole Jackson was like “Shit dude we are in a bad neighborhood some spanish guy came in here and took all your shit”. Dr. V believed him and went back into the surgery room. Big Cole Jackson steals the pens out of Dr. V’s cup and right after Kagur jacks-off and fills the now empty cup with semen. Big Cole Jackson being black and all knew that they had to try and hide the fact that the party just robbed Dr. V blind and Brun’s weighted dice made their 3rd appearance and Big Cole Jackson made 3d copies of everything they stole. Big Cole Jackson looked at the couch and said, “that’s a nice couch….I want it.”. So he asked for help and Kagur said he’d help. Kagur lifted the couch up with one arm and told them to add the table. Then he grabbed the chair that he recently broke. Once (Dave’s character)‘s surgery was done they made their way to pick up dumb Cunt’s package. Someone had the best idea to steal some Docking Bay workers uniform to hide the party. So everyone changed normally but Kagur, the shitfaced jedi was able to use the force to change because no only was he super drunk but he also had all the shit on his arm. Also they changed in the hallway and young kids saw them naked. The parents of those kids had to explain what happens when you do drugs. Speaking of drugs Big Cole Jackson also stole deathsticks. They get to the docking bay and GLim finds the package easily and just takes that shit, no questions asked. They make their way to where Cunt is suppose to have a ship. The ship appears and lowers the dock, but as they start to move up fuckin storm troopers appear behind them saying shit like “Stop you violated the law!” or some bullshit like that. Nu’ro said he’d give everyone covering fire then ran to the ship and instead of attacking he jumped onto the dock. Glim basically did the same. Big Cole Jackson knew that Kagur was holding all the important loots they got from Dr. V and decided to move towards the ship and shoot at some troopers. THEN DUMB FUCKING CUNT’S FRIEND WHO WAS PILOTING THE SHIP DECIDED IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO SHOOT AT THE TROOPERS USING THE SHIP’S WEAPONS! FUCKING DUMBASS ALMOST BROKE THE DOCKING BAY KILLING EVERYONE!!! Thank god there was no outside help like a DM changing the outcome or something like that…right Dom? After that whole dilemma Kagur moved towards the ship and used the force to get the table on the ship. I think thats pretty much what happened, i don’t fucking know…why am I even writing this? How haven’t we died yet? DOn’t worry tune in next week and I’m sure we fucking will!

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The fuck did we get ourselves in to

STAR WARS Episode 3.5
Dawn Of Defiance

The Camera pans down to a shuttle craft. Inside, four important people; Nu’ro, Kagur Pyri, Glim, and Big Cole Jackson, separately wait to land on a Station Orbiting the planet, Brenthel IV. The shuttle craft quickly descends on the station. Big Cole Jackson is quickly attracted to the gambling hall. Nu’ro felt that someone was following him. He approached a strange Keldor and found it was one of his old squad mates from Rancor squad. The two talked about the old days and remembered an old Friend, Dar Fess, a Trandoshan who had sacrificed himself during the First Battle of Geonosis to save the squad.

Kagur Pyri started to look around the space station. Big Cole Jackson exited last, he was able to find out where the most shady person of the station was, Cecil. Big Cole Jackson made his way to the casino called Credit Chip to confront Cecil. Cecil pinned him down and threatened him to never say anything about the Empire around him. Outside the casino Kagur Pyri was able to see what was happening and cautiously made his way over to them, but before Kagur Pyri could get to the two, they were in the backroom to discuss the shipment of Big Cole Jackson’s illegal drugs. Kagur Pyri tried to hear what was going on through the door but the door was too thick.

Glim asked Nu’ro started to walk around the station and made their way to the casino and head inside. The door then Opened and Big Cole Jackson appeared both Glim and Nu`ro knew him from Rancor Squad. The four of them all heard a scream. Big Cole Jackson some how thought the scream was coming from outside the space station and looked out the window. Kagur Pyri confused at what CJ was doing also looked out the window. Both Nu`ro and Glim saw two troopers, out of uniform, looking for some one. Suddenly a wounded woman came running near the casino asking for help from the party.

Nu’ro’s training kicked in and ordered Glim to distract the troopers. But to no avail the troopers ignored him and demanded they hand the woman over. Out of a strange sense of needing to be a heroic vigilante, Glim took out his mace and cut the trooper’s head right off, while screaming “Go, my Mace of Justice!”. Blood spurted every where and all the common people started to scream and tried to get away from the danger. Seeing his partner go down made the second trooper call for backup. Kagur Pyri and Big Cole Jackson had the idea to hide in the Casino’s backroom. Big CJ tried to ram the door with his shoulder but the door wouldn’t budge. Knowing that the backroom would be the safest place for the injured woman, Kagur Pyri, attempted to break the door open and did so easily. Big CJ, embarrassed, looked at Kagur Pyri and said, “Hey, I loosened it up for you.”. The three of them proceeded to hide in the room and shut the door. Outside Nu’ro had a brilliant idea and took cover behind a wall. He took aim and shot at the second trooper with a well place shot to the chest, killing him almost instantly.

Two more troopers, now in armor, came as reinforcements. inside the backroom Kagur Pyri drew his black lightsaber, startling the woman and Big CJ. Big CJ asked what he was doing with a lightsaber and Ne’es told him it was for their protection. Glim seeing the two troopers coming down the hall charged right up at them and swung his ‘Mace of Justice’, almost killing one of them instantly. Nu’ro (behind cover) took aim and shot the second trooper in the chest. Luckily for the trooper his armor took most the damage but still felt severely hurt. Kagur Pyri decided to deactivate and sheathe his dark saber and to leave the safety of the room to see if everything was fine. Glim looked down on the severely injured trooper and took one final swing killing him. The second trooper, just like they’re trained to do, called in for more back-up. Nu’ro fired his pistol at the second trooper with hawk like accuracy, almost hitting the trooper exactly where the hole in the armor from the first shot was made, killing him. Big CJ tried to repair the broken lock on the door but after a few seconds the lock fell off in pieces. Kagur Pyri left the casino and not so stealth-fully concealed himself in a corner between the casino and the wall, where he decided to stand watch.

Glim sheathed his mace and took out his blaster pistol. Both he and Nu’ro took refuge in the casino to regroup. The woman thanked the party and said she would explain everything when they were safe. She told them that she could get them transportation after they retrieved some item from docking bay V-14. Nu’ro decided it would be a good idea to shoot the cameras after everything had happened as Glim looted the corpses of the four troopers.

TBC

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