Docking Bay, shit went down. Some Gamos died and some C3PO type robot called twitch was obsessed with getting everyone to take a seat. Then this A-hole thug boss guy came in and started shooting the place up. Fight breaks out and (Dave’s guy) gets 1-shotted by a pathetic minion…good job Dom. Kagur feels liek jacking-off and jizzes everywhere leaving a huge ass cum-puddle near the wall. Fucking shit ensues to hit the fan and when it seemed like the fight was about to end that thug boss guy tells Twitch’s thugs to fucking betray him! Not only that but then that asshat has the audacity to friggen heal himself so much that he got even more healthier than he was before the fight, no seriously the guy gave himself AIDS then cured it that’s how much more health he got. The party is able to kill that bitchmade bitch and revive (Dave’s Character). C3PO rip-off Twitch tells them about some doctor where they can heal (Dave’s Character). So the party makes their way to the doctor. Dr. V was the unfortunate soul that was in charge. Twitch called ahead and was like “YO doc V i gut some of my homies comin hook dem fools up shit.”. So naturally Dr. V recognized and offered everyone some Rancor blood. Everyone took some except Kagur, this shitfucker took 8 because he ain’t no bitch. Doctor V took (Dave’s Character) in to the surgery room and locked the door behind him,a bad idea. Big Cole Jackson decided it was time to use his weighted dice and steal fucking everything in the office. Fucking medicine, drinks, to even friggen furniture! When Dr. V came out Glim was like “OMG THEY STOLE YO SHIT!”. Kagur was like jedi mind tick nah we didn’t, but Dr. V was like i don’t know… Then Brun’s weighted dice made their second appearance and Big Cole Jackson was like “Shit dude we are in a bad neighborhood some spanish guy came in here and took all your shit”. Dr. V believed him and went back into the surgery room. Big Cole Jackson steals the pens out of Dr. V’s cup and right after Kagur jacks-off and fills the now empty cup with semen. Big Cole Jackson being black and all knew that they had to try and hide the fact that the party just robbed Dr. V blind and Brun’s weighted dice made their 3rd appearance and Big Cole Jackson made 3d copies of everything they stole. Big Cole Jackson looked at the couch and said, “that’s a nice couch….I want it.”. So he asked for help and Kagur said he’d help. Kagur lifted the couch up with one arm and told them to add the table. Then he grabbed the chair that he recently broke. Once (Dave’s character)‘s surgery was done they made their way to pick up dumb Cunt’s package. Someone had the best idea to steal some Docking Bay workers uniform to hide the party. So everyone changed normally but Kagur, the shitfaced jedi was able to use the force to change because no only was he super drunk but he also had all the shit on his arm. Also they changed in the hallway and young kids saw them naked. The parents of those kids had to explain what happens when you do drugs. Speaking of drugs Big Cole Jackson also stole deathsticks. They get to the docking bay and GLim finds the package easily and just takes that shit, no questions asked. They make their way to where Cunt is suppose to have a ship. The ship appears and lowers the dock, but as they start to move up fuckin storm troopers appear behind them saying shit like “Stop you violated the law!” or some bullshit like that. Nu’ro said he’d give everyone covering fire then ran to the ship and instead of attacking he jumped onto the dock. Glim basically did the same. Big Cole Jackson knew that Kagur was holding all the important loots they got from Dr. V and decided to move towards the ship and shoot at some troopers. THEN DUMB FUCKING CUNT’S FRIEND WHO WAS PILOTING THE SHIP DECIDED IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO SHOOT AT THE TROOPERS USING THE SHIP’S WEAPONS! FUCKING DUMBASS ALMOST BROKE THE DOCKING BAY KILLING EVERYONE!!! Thank god there was no outside help like a DM changing the outcome or something like that…right Dom? After that whole dilemma Kagur moved towards the ship and used the force to get the table on the ship. I think thats pretty much what happened, i don’t fucking know…why am I even writing this? How haven’t we died yet? DOn’t worry tune in next week and I’m sure we fucking will!